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Dear Friends and Customers,
Those of you who have been receiving my newsletter for a
while will notice that this newsletter is different than the ones youre
used to seeing. While Ive received many compliments on my writing
Ive felt for some time that I wasnt getting the newsletter
out often enough to stay in the sort of regular contact with you that
I believe serves us both best.
My goal was to send you a monthly newsletter, but I was only sending out
at most two a year. More regular newsletters allow me to give you information
of a seasonal nature, and to offer you regular and timely specials. So
Ive gotten some help. This newsletter is only partially written
by me, but I like whats in it, even the parts I didnt write.
Please feel free to let me
Beware Of Static
Electricity At The Gas Pumps
Theres a deadly danger that lurks at the gas station, yet few people
may be aware of it. Since the early 1990s, 129 fires have broken out at
the pumps, killing some people and wounding others, according to the Petroleum
Equipment Institute.
The fires were ignited by static electricity, and most occurred
after the pump was left running and the person re-entered the vehicle
to keep warm or retrieve a wallet.
Re-entering the vehicle can potentially create friction
against the car seat, which will build up static electricity in the body.
When removing the nozzle from the gas tank, sparks from the static electricity
are capable of causing a fire.
Make sure to ground yourself by touching a piece of metallike
your car doorbefore you touch the pump once it has filled up your
gas tank. The point is to touch something besides the nozzle to discharge
the electricity from your body.
Despite these dangers, only the SPINX Oil Company, a chain
of 80 gas stations in South Carolina, is planning to put up Touch
me stickers that are placed over metal near the gasoline pumps.
Most gas stations today, however, do post warnings against using a cell
phone or smoking a cigarette while fueling up.
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Marty Kaliski
know what you think of it, as your opinion is the most
important aspect of any work we do here. Your suggestions help me create
a product that is of value to you, so if you have any thoughts dont
hesitate to call.
Marty
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Beware Of Static Electricity At The Gas Pumps
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Special thanks go out to all of our clients and friends
who graciously referred our shop to their friends and neigh-bors last
month! Our business is built based on the positive comments and re-ferrals
from people just like you. We just couldnt do it without you.
Rosalie Cassell
Anjali
Crawford
Barbara
Oliver
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Prevent Identity Theft
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Tips To Help Prevent
Identity Theft
- Dont have your Social Security or drivers license number
printed on your checks. The numbers, along with other personal information
on the check, will give the thief all the necessary facts to apply for
a loan, credit card or a bank account in your name.
- When writing checks, dont leave blank spaces on the lines designating
the payee and the amount. Write words close together, avoid abbreviations
and draw lines to fill any gaps. Otherwise, a criminal can change what
youve written, for instance, a check for IBM could be doctored
to read T.B. Matthews.
- Try to use your own pre-printed deposit slips, or at least make sure
the deposit slips in the bank lobby dont have someone elses
account number already written or printed on them. Many depositors dont
pay attention to whats on deposit slips, a mistake thieves use
to enrich their own accounts.
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National
Family Month
(May 11 to June 15)
This month is to help focus on the impor-tance of family and how it shapes
chil-drens lives. Its held during this time of year to incorporate
both Mothers and Fathers Day.
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Do You Have A Question About Car
Maintenance
That You Want Answered?
We love to hear from all of our good friends and clients
who enjoy reading our monthly newsletter. If you have a question about
anything related to your vehicle, feel free to give us a call at 510-235-6000.
GET
READY FOR THE SPRING DRIVING SEASON
FREE 52 POINT PREVENTATIVE MAINTANENCE CHECK WITH EVERY OIL CHANGE
( JUST MENTION THIS SPECIAL)
expires 5/31/03 |
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May Events
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May 1
May 5
May 11
May 14
May 26
May 4-10
May 6-12
May 11-17
May 19-25 |
School Principals Day
Cinco de Mayo
Mothers Day
National Receptionists Day
Memorial Day
Teacher Appreciation Week
National Nurses Week
National Police Week
Buckle Up America Week |
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Are
You What You Drive?
Drive
a Honda Civic, and youre probably considered practical. Buy one
of those gigantic Hummers and youre definitely domineering, or
at least want to be. A pickup? Its for the masculine types.
The
new cars we drive probably tell us a lot about our personalities. After
all, a used car is much cheaper. So why buy a new one, if not to fulfill
an emotional need or to make a statement?
As
Dr. Charles Kenny, a psychologist and president of consumer psychology
firm Kenny & Associates, puts it: From a rational standpoint,
there are emotional and psychological factors driving the purchase,
and people in the automobile industry know all that. He has interpreted
the consumer buying behavior for GM, Toyota and Nissan.
We
all know the clichés: the midlife crisis purchase of a sports
car, the minivan for the soccer mom, the expensive luxury sedan to project
wealth, etc. In fact, some experts attribute the popularity of SUVs
to the hang-ups about the stodgy image a minivan may project.
The SUVs keep their owners looking hip and sporty, yet are roomy enough
for carpooling the kids to soccer and baseball games.
There
are some people who refuse to give in to the desire and buy a brand
new car, including Sam Walton, the late founder of Wal-Mart. When asked
why he drove the same pickup for almost 30 years, Walton quipped: What
am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls Royce?
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SPRING STRUT SPECIAL
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Has your car been bouncing or riding harshly. It may need new struts.
Bad struts can make your car much less safe to drive. For the month
of May only, I will discount any strut job $50.00 |
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| Surgeons Sometimes Leave Souvenirs |
Surgeons Sometimes Leave Souvenirs
Sponges, metal clamps, surgical tape: These are just a few
of the things that surgeons mistakenly leave inside patients after surgeries,
according to a recent study. The lost or forgotten objects were usually
lodged in and around the abdomen and hips, the chest and certain cavities
of the body, according to the study published in The New England Journal
of Medicine. In all, 1,500 patients fell victim to the medical mishaps
over a two-year period.
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Signs,
Signs & More Signs |
| "The best way to get back
on your feet - miss a car payment." |
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
In
a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On
a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment."
Outside
a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In
a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on
in and get fed up."
At
a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
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Some Things You May Not
Know
Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right
while women's clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive
and worn primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by
maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right. Since most people
are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes
on the left. And that's where women's buttons have remained since.
Q: Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?
A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read
or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented
an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the
kiss eventually became synonymous.
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?
A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of
a dense, orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins
in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as "pygg banks."
When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that resembled
a pig. And it caught on.
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Congratulations
To Our
'Client Of The Month!'
Every month, we choose a very special client of the
month. Its our way of acknowledging our great clients and saying
thanks to those that support our business with referrals and repeat business.
This months Client of the Month is
Marina Bear, for her unflagging positive attitude
and good cheer.
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How To Teach Children
About Money
- Give them a piggy bank at a young age, and teach them the differences
in coins values.
- Make saving a habit, with a rule that a certain percentage of their
allowance or birthday money is put in the piggy bank.
- Open a savings account in a childs name and show them how the
interest will compound over time.
- Encourage goal setting. Have them make a wish list along with a deadline:
a skateboard by the end of the summer, a bike by the end of the year.
- Teach how to budget. Have them write down what they plan to spend
in any given week, and if any money will be left over. This will teach
them the difference between wants and needs
Do You Want To Win A Free 3-day
/ 2-night Mini-Vacation?
Take the trivia challenge and you just might win!
Each month well give you a new trivia question. The first 10 people
to call with the correct answer will be eligible to win. At the end
of the month well draw one lucky name. That winner will receive
a certificate good for 3 fun-filled days and 2 exciting nights of deluxe
hotel accommodations at one of 18 fantastic locations.
Here is this months trivia question: Which of
these is not a springtime flower?
___a) The Evergreen
___b) The Daffodil
___c) The Tulip
___d) The Lily
Call right now with your answer!
The answer to last months trivia challenge
The phrase, April showers bring, what? was b)
May Flowers.
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Bumper Stickers For Mom
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Oh My Gosh. I think Im becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards
and in high heels.
A woman is like a tea bag
you dont know how strong she
is until you put her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
Of course I dont look busy
I did it right the first
time.
Do not start with me. You will not win.
How can I miss you if you wont go away?
____And Last But Not Least:
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Thanks for the Kind Words
"Things I appreciate most about your service are:
The quality of the work.
The accuracy and honesty of your estimates.
The thoroughness of your explanations about whats
going on with my car, what needs to be done right away and what can be
safely put off.
The courtesy of your staff.
Jessie Wood
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Its Only Fair
A storeowner was dismayed when a brand-new business much
like his own opened up next-door and erected a huge sign that read, BEST
DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his
right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST
PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the
biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: MAIN ENTRANCE.

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Well take it off any service, they
just have to mention your name
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